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(There's some suggestive material in this~~~~) Your eyelids slowly forced themselves open, making the first thing you look at in the morning the ceiling of your bedroom. A yawn escaped your soft lips as you felt a pulsing pain in your head. A migraine. "What the heck happened...I can't remember anything that happened last night..." You thought. Raising your arms to stretch, you felt your hand ghost over something. You froze, slowly moving your eyes towards said something. Oh god. Why is there someone in bed with you. What. What. And what. Combining to form huh?? Your eyes widened at the blonde locks of hair next to you. Slowly, cautio

Catch Me, if You Can Part 1 Pirate! England x Reader     What would you do if your life was just a repeating cycle? Every day a routine that you despised but had no choice but to follow.     What would you do if you were trapped in a cage? The key always just out of reach. As if to tantalize you with the promise of freedom you could never obtain.     What would you do if you were no longer considered human? You were just an object that somebody owned. What would you do if one day….. -------------------------------------------------------- READER POV    “(NAME)!!!!”  

Unexpected Jean x Reader Pt.2 (High School AU) Since that first interaction, Jean never seemed to leave you alone.  Every day he found an excuse to talk to you, weather asking about homework or just trying to start up a conversation with you. At this point, it was beginning to become part of your daily routine and you were sad to say you kind of enjoy it. He wasn’t as bad as other people made him out to be, he was intelligent and sort of friendly, at least towards you, and he could match your sass which made for fun conversations. You might even say the two of you were becoming friends. But you would never tell him that. ‘Hey (y

Charlie's flushed face peeked at you beneath the white covers. Her right arm flung over you limply, somewhat protectively. The damp sheets stuck to your body as the late morning light flooded your bedroom. You turned towards Charlie and kissed her gently on the forehead. "Good morning, sweetheart." you whispered and fell back into the pillow, back into deep slumber. After an hour and a half, you wake up to find Charlie sitting at the foot of the bed, slipping on your favorite baggy t-shirt. A faded cartoonish Black Widow on the front in a sexy fighting stance. She looks back at you over her shoulder and asks: "Is it alright if I borrow you

"S..Sam?" F/N stuttered she was in her room at the bunker looking nervous " Yeah,what's wrong?" I asked wondering if she was alright she tended to go into her own personal room when she wanted to be alone. N..nothing it’s just I wanted to show you these." And then if by magic two pearl grey wings unfolded from her back. I reached out  to touch them thinking they couldn't' be real but when I felt her feathers and saw her  e/c eyes flash to grey for a brief second I knew I wasn't dreaming. "Can you see them?" "Yeah,there beautiful!” I reached out to touch her wings once more "I've never met an angel like you before is F/N reall

"Can I- Can I try?" You asked, almost inaudible, but they were close enough to hear. You felt a small part of your walls crumbling down, showing more of the real you to the team. Tony turned to you, mumbling a quick 'now things are getting interesting'. Steve and Bruce stared at you, not sure of what to say. "Please." You pleaded sadly. "You are not stable, (y/n)." Bruce noted slowly. "I'm not. But I need a distraction, otherwise this building will end up in debris." You explained. "This is a serious training, I don't want to hurt you." Steve said. You stretched your arms and neck and heard Tony wolf whistling. Without even casting a gl

HetaliaxReader A special Sunday It was a sunday afternoon and you have spend the day by watching (favourite Tv show). But now it was finished so you made yourself some tea and logged in on the chatroom to see if anyone is online. AwesomeGilbertwillruletheworld Herooftheusa animefanboy greenteacup makepastanotwar ilovehellokitty So you see Gilbert, Alfred, Kiku, Arthur, Feliciano and Yao online. The seemed to notice you and invited you for a chat through web cam. "Ciao bella!" Feliciano said and waved "Hello everyone" You said happily and awkwardly waved your hand infront of your computer. "Sup dudette you look hot!" Alfred said and ate

You lifted some more lumber and started to walk to the construction site, ever since the mp burned up Levi's cabin he had us rebuild it. But of course he is helping but he has you, Eren, and Mikasa do the heavy lifting, and the bad thing is that Eren is the only one to be able to shift. "It would go faster if I shifted" you mumbled but Mikasa heard you and spoke about it "We don't need you to stress your body since the fight" yeah the fight with Reiner, you won, barley, but you won and you were stronger than Eren in both forms, Human and Titan, you could transport all of the lumber to the site with no problem, and in a few runs. You glared

  WARNING: Long story with ridiculously stupid humor ahead! Anything that you may find offensive or crude was meant to be that way due to the fact that this is Hetalia.  If you wish to leave…do so immediately…or not, grab some food and refreshments, and enjoy! P.S. – Before you starting reading, I just thought I’d mention that you, the reader, are hardly in this one.  Your presence just appears every-so-often.  You don’t talk with them a whole lot until the very end.  That’s because in this story, everyone is the main star.  :D P.S.S. – I’m fully aware of the fact that the point of view chan

~WARNING~ Some mentions of sexual things ~WARNING~ The Doctor smiled as he stepped out of the TARDIS, hugging the man in front of him. “Good to see you again Jack!” “You too Doctor” Jack chuckled. “Where’s (Y/n)?” He asked, breaking the friendly embrace. “Inside. She just got out of the pool and last time I checked she was laying on her bed. Didn’t even bother to dry off.” The Doctor laughed slightly and shook his head. “I need you to watch her and the TARDIS while she refuels, the TARDIS I mean. Not (Y/n). I’m going shopping for supplies. So. Make sure (Y/n) doesn

A/N: An AU story in which Pietro, Kurt and Blink are all young teens that go to Charles Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters. The readers powers are not quite defined in this, but she has powers similar to Kitty except she can't phase through people. “(f/n) (l/n)!” Logan roared from downstairs. “You’re gonna get it this time, kid!” You barely had enough time to register what was happening when Logan stormed into your room with his hot pink colored claws out. You wanted to pretend that this was not your doing but one look at his claws and you lost it. You doubled over laughing, face turning cherry red. Logan howe

You sighed as you sat on the cold concrete with your back against the cold brick wall.You shivered slightly since your clothes were merely rags and barely went past your thighs.Your hair was a mess and quite dirty along with your face.Your stomach growled loudly. "Ey..you sound hungry..."one boy said beside you.You look at him and shrug. "A little..I'll be fine though.."you look away from him but the boy continues to pester you. "Well...I know how to get food..."he whispers.You look at him from the corner of your eye,indicating that you were listening.The boy smirked a toothy grins and looked around before looking back at you."We could ste

“If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.” - Abbie Hoffman War can be a dark place, though that does not mean that everything is depressing.  And the battlefield, is not lifeless.  Lives may be lost, but there is most certainly lively activity occurring.  Many people recognized that fact and were able to act a bit happier then the normal conscious would allow each night at camp, even if there were less around the fire.  A group of six had understood it for a long period of time, after all they were countries, and had to learn.  But she knew it better then anyone else did, and wasn't afraid to sh

Warning Spoilers! Spoilers! Turn back now if you don’t want it to be ruined! It’s Episode 20 to 50. Just so you know. Starting with Phantom Lord to the end of Lexus’s games. Seriously turn away! Or you can go ahead and read. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Today I got back to the guild and they had it redone. I went in and got collective welcomes. I went to see Mirajane and Cana. They told me a lot that had happened. Apparently soon after I had left to go training, Phantom Lore attacked us. Levy, Droy and Jet got attacked first an

(( Before you read I wanted to do a vote on which Nordic this series should end with )) ((Also some constructive criticism might help a little bit~ Thank you~ Hope you enjoy the story~))    You heard the sounds of sirens behind you as you fled from the orphanage. It had been years since you had seen your parents. They had died when someone shot them in the middle of their attack on the country of Finland. Your feet stumbled over a small ledge and you fell onto the ground. A squeal of pain escaped you when your head hit the cold pavement. Small puddles of blood formed around your head as you fell unconscious.    ~P.O.V change~    Berwald an

The Assassination Team members... you, Arthur Kirkland, Alfred F. Jones, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and Francis Bonnejoy were scattered anywhere in the headquarters, lying everywhere as if poverty attacked to them. "Man... Is there any job I can do?" you groaned, suddenly hitting the floor with your fist. "We have no choice! There are no clients!" Alfred said back. "Yes we have but Arthur turned it down!" Francis complained, sending a glare to Arthur. "It's just a simple job, catching the thief. Besides, they said they will only pay 50 million dollars so I'm not interested" Arthur sighed. The leader, Arthur, likes "cleaning" criminals tha

Assassins x Reader, The Doctor *Ezio* “Belle, Come, you must see the doctor.” Ezio tried to convince in a gentle tone. “No.” You protested from your hiding spot. “Will you at least come out from under the bed?” He asked, a puzzled expression on his face. “Never!!!” You practically screamed, every part of you shaking with fear at the thought of a doctor. Ezio scratched his hood, unsure of how to handle this. “Please?” He said weakly. “Nope.” You protested. Ezio sighed. “Can you at least get out from under the bed and on top of it, I could have much more fun c

1. “Put your hand through the panel in the wall and you’ll pull out the best prize ever, I promise.” Looking down on the choking, coughing mess at his feet, the Batter silently wondered what exactly he did to merit such a stupid mistake. He shouldn’t have listened to whatever that sleazy frog-masked merchant told him. For once, he didn’t know what to say—he knew what to say all the time, in short, curt sentences—but now, the situation was far too ridiculous for him to actually manage to say something relevant. He looked back at the blank panel on the wall he had stuck his hand into, and remembered

Even though you hated to admit it, you loved having the bunker all to yourself. Don't get it wrong, you loved working with the Winchesters, especially after they took you under their wings when you became a hunter. But there were certain advantages to having the entire Man of Letters bunker to yourself. The main one being you could spend time with your boyfriend without Sam and Dean finding out. You pull out the little heart shaped charm that you always wore around your neck. The part you loved most about the charm was the tiny lollipop engraved in the centre. If they boys ever found the charm they would know right away who gave it to you, t

You hated that your mom made you get a tutor but luckily it was Gary Oak. The Gary Oak. Most famous for his grandfather but he was well know as a pokémon battler and his three books he had on ancient pokémon. Every girl would be crazy not to want to love him. But unfortunately when you heard you were getting a tutor you hoped for some guy that wasn't your best friend. You knew he had a crush on you but you felt indifferent. Well not really indifferent. Of course you liked him but he kept coming on to you a lot. Mostly because you weren't fawning over him like every other girl, or sometimes guys. Because well he was well . . . him.

Disclaimer: Consent (agreeing to do sexy activities) is important, even when you're just making out.  The Creepypasta Seven Minutes in Heaven series has elements of dubcon, also known as "dubious consent," where a character's consent to sexy activity is unknown or uncertain.  The story here does not represent healthy sexual encounters and should not be anyone's basis for how they go about sexy activity in real life.  Check description for links to learn more. You poked and prodded your way into the hat, pushing back other objects to feel around for things on the very bottom. You nervously glanced around the room as your fingers danced around

You were sitting in your cell until a police officer told you that you should come out; just to tranfer you to a room with a chair and an intercom. You sat slowly down and looked through the glass. "Are you (f/n) (l/n)?", the one man who were sitting on the other side asked you. You looked down and spoke into the intercom: "Yes I am, who are you?" "I am Phoenix Wright, a defense attorney aaand what do you say if I would defend you?", he told you, but you still didn't look at him and answered: "I never heard about you" ´Why does nearly everyone says that? I am that...unfamous?´, this were his thoughts at this moment. You slowly r

Danny Phantom (FanFic Reader Insert) Ch.1 Meet The Gang It’s your first day of school in Amity Park’s, Casper High. All morning since you first woke up, the butterflies that you had in your stomach the day before came back, silently buzzing faster than ever. Your dad was taking you to the school today, your mom staying home to fix up more. Sitting in the passenger seat, you began tapping your feet on the mat below and clammy hands stuck together as you looked out the window. You saw other students walking mostly in groups as they were heading to the school as well. Cars passed you by, students in them, some with smiles, some wit

It was a bright and sunny day, but you felt a slight chill in the air. You weren't sure if it was because of fall, which was right around the corner, or if it was because of your new school. You looked up at the huge school that loomed infront of you. It looked like a normal school, only way bigger. It was the students that scared you. Almost everyone was about a half foot taller than you(you were five feet exactly), you were caught in a crowd of dull-colored students(it was a uniform-optional school), and many of them wore a creepy smirk or a grim look on their faces. 'M-maybe, those rumors about Gakuen World Academy 2 are true,' you though

 “You want me to do what?” Anger rose in your voice as you spoke.  It’s part of your job to act emotionless at all times, but this just wasn’t fair.  This wasn’t a “first time as an agent” kind of case and you were nervous.  Capturing a rogue colleague was a rare event and not exactly easy. “You heard me _____.  I want you to find him and bring him back by any means necessary.  I would put a more advanced agent on the job, but they’re all busy.  The charts state that you have excelled in every challenge we’ve made you face whether it be physical or intellectual.  Of course, that&rsq

It was quiet, too quiet, so quiet someone could literally hear a mouse fart. You were currently in your room, staring at the ceiling, bored out of your skull. The only noise you heard was the clock from the living room ticking. Looking over at your laptop, you noticed that Off was open. You raised an eyebrow. "How strange, I thought I closed the game." You said, getting up and going over to exit out the game. But, as you got closer, you noticed that there was a text box, along with the sprite of the Batter... Looking at you, though, which seemed odd. He wasn't in any of the Zones, nor the Nothingness, he was just there with a black backgroun

(y/n) has logged on. (y/n) has started a chatroom. Tony has logged on. Steve has logged on. Bruce has logged on. Thor has logged on. Natasha has logged on. Clint has logged on. Loki has logged on. Tony: Ugh this meeting is so boring! (y/n): Oh my gosh I know :( Steve: Really? We should be paying attention instead of texting under the table. Tony: I'm a rebel. Bruce: *facepalm* Thor: I do not understand. What does 'facepalm' mean? Clint: *facepalm* (y/n): *facepalm* Thor: I am being serious. Tony: *facepalm* Thor: WOULD YOU STOP IT ALREADY Loki: LOL :D (y/n): You think that's funny Loki? Wait till I tell him this... Thor:

Hannibal’s house was impressive, with crisp décor and art forms that were too beautiful to look at; and that was just what you saw from the front hall to the dining room. You were shocked to see a life that was so different from your own. Your house was small, but homely. It had everything that you wanted and that was enough for you. There was no order and no style and that was exactly how you liked it. Hannibal pulled out your seat for you and you smiled. Not many men were this chivalrous anymore so it was a nice change. Hannibal’s fashion taste matched that of his house and, again, you were intrigued of a life so differ